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“Dress Slutty At My Funeral” Statement Tee
Original price was: $26.99.$21.99Current price is: $21.99.
Description
The “Feel Free To Dress Slutty At My Funeral” shirt is a bold and expressive statement piece, designed for those who appreciate edgy humor and a rebellious spirit. It challenges traditional views on self-expression and mourning, inviting wearers to celebrate life and individuality even in the face of death. This unique tee serves as a conversation starter, perfect for individuals who value confidence and aren’t afraid to make a memorable impression. It’s both a distinctive tribute and a symbol of personal empowerment, pushing boundaries and encouraging authentic living without fear of judgment.
This t-shirt is crafted from 5.3-ounce premium fabric, primarily 100% cotton for exceptional softness and breathability. Specific color blends include:
- Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Its substantial construction provides a more structured and durable fit compared to lighter tees, while maintaining a soft feel against the skin. The classic unisex cut offers versatile styling.
SHIPPING TIMES:
– United States:
- Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
- Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)
– International:
- Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
- Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)
SHIPPING COST:
– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
- Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
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